how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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