So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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