Umm I'm too high to move.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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