Say something about gay babies.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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