They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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