Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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