I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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