What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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