you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
