He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
