He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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