Where is the hickey?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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