Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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