Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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