somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
