Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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