Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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