You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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