I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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