i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Operation Purity has been aborted
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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