i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
