question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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