Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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