never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
did you just send me my own nude
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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