I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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