Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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