I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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