so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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