Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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