You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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