That's when you crack a 10am beer
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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