Do vagina's smell?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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