ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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