Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So much rum. So many feels.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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