i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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