So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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