walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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