Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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