It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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