Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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