I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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