we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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