I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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