omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When are your genitals available?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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