They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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