But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
