man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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