This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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