I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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