Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize