Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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