this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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