My friends, they love my intelligence
That's intense
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
